Showing posts with label random weirdness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label random weirdness. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

///snl////mal///

Q:what is better than snail mail? 
A:almost nothing.

Q:what is better than snail mail from your brother that is in brazil?
A:absolutely nothing.

//especially when the snail mails has the best stamps of all stamps//

Q:why must one get sick //again// when getting sick is just simply not an option?
A:who flippin knows!

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Monday, May 2, 2011

mubbles and munts

this post has a little something to do with mubbles and munts.  a mubble is the one and only bubblegum bubble blown by me.  i'm considering writing a book about the proper tecnique and i would call it: "momma munson's guide to blowing mubbles."  what do you think?  i think it's golden.



look at those mubbles!  if i do say so myself, i'd say they're pretty impressive. 

now, what is a munt, you may ask?  well a munt is my new secret weapon this kickball season.  the problem is that since it is a secret weapon... i can't exactly give you the details... at least not until we have started the season.  so this post is to be continued.  the good news is that kickball season is officially right around the corner and we had our very first practice last night.  it was bomb and i have a feeling we are gonna kick a whole lot of double booty this year.  oh yeah.



 after kickball snacks.  since meat wasn't allowed on the nachos we had to settle for cheesy garlic fries. i hope sweet zachy wasn't too disappointed.




Friday, April 29, 2011

royal hats

i just want all my ladies to know that they are more than welcomed to wear a hat to my wedding.  in fact, i encourage this.  i stayed up till almost 3am last night watching the royal wedding and i loved every moment of it.  please try not to judge me.










Sunday, April 10, 2011

dead sexy


that's how i'd classify these photos... dead sexy.  wouldn't you? ummmhmmm. 
happy sunday! 



Saturday, March 26, 2011

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

in love



when i grow up, i hope to be as creative as many others out there.  and one day, i hope to draw my own animal version of bowie as well.

Monday, March 14, 2011

badump

i'm not so sure about the dreams i've been having these days.... loosing jobs.... having baby boys..... being chased by big bees with stingers equally as big... loosing jobs again... having baby boys again.... and a lot of anxiety to follow when i wake.  hmph.  but then, i start my day, and everything is ok...  and i'm not preggo and i still have my job and bees are still the same size that they always were.   weird.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

here is the plan.

a few things (+1) you should know:

next time i'm home, i will sneak into her room and cut off her long golden locks and turn them into extensions and put them in my hair and then they will finally be MINE all MINE!  so you better be sleeping with one eye open, miss kaylo-laylo.




here at the hanyakterrysmashmunson.home, we are about to bid sugar adieu... for the month of february, that is.  so wish us good luck as we give that sugar a swift kick in the patoots, on the way out. 

you must never pay $13.50 to watch an imax or rpx or whatever it is, at the movie theater-- all you pay for is to have your ear drums blown out and it is not worth it.  i repeat, NOT WORTH IT.

lastly, could my chin/bottom lip itch any worse than it already does?  sweet jesus it's going to drive me crazy.

p.s. you better believe i had my last sugar at the one and only marble slab.  it is the holiest of holies, in the sugar world. 



Thursday, January 27, 2011

Monday, January 10, 2011

p.s.

mr. chuck the postman delivered-- as always.  {i should never doubt that man, sheesh he'd be disappointed.} yay!!

dear mr. chuck the postman:

will you please, please deliver my package to me today??  i will be eternally grateful and promise to give you a cup of hot coffee every day this year {that you deliver a package to my store}.
with much love and respect,
xx

Sunday, January 9, 2011

one day

when i finally purchase a real bike... i want this too.  for real.

and sunshine will you paa-lease come out so i can wear my new sunglasses outside and not just inside??  
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