classic peg

how does one spill coffee on their meats of breasts you may ask?  well you do it just like this: hold one cup of coffee in one hand, and a big cardboard box in another. then you walk towards the back room to deliver the cardboard box and proceed to run into the wall, which causes you to lean forward and perfectly place your meats into the cup of your steaming hot coffee... you then react from the heat and spill it all over the rest of your chest.  that is how one properly spills coffee on their meats of breasts.